Yes, it has got to that time in the pregnancy where my once inny bellybutton is about to become an outy. I am not ready for this.
Stretch marks, prepared.
Waddling, coping.
Needing a crane to turn over in bed, dealing with it.
But the turncoat attitude of my bellybutton is, what I think, the ultimate betrayal! Daniel can attest that we mused about the bellybutton issue early on and we both decided that it would never become an outy. The bellybutton was so convincingly on the inny team we had not issue confirming that it will stay that way. Well, I believe Signor Navel has not received that memo!
I’m getting a little concerned. Will it go back to its inny ways after it has changed teams? Will it forever be out and proud? I’m told the stretch marks will leave of their own accord at some point, but no one has told me about the workings of the bellybutton. Is there anyone out there to help? Are there a gang of inny police which will try to straightened out my team-changing bellybutton?
Can it be shocked back to being in? Advice anyone?
Stretch marks, prepared.
Waddling, coping.
Needing a crane to turn over in bed, dealing with it.
But the turncoat attitude of my bellybutton is, what I think, the ultimate betrayal! Daniel can attest that we mused about the bellybutton issue early on and we both decided that it would never become an outy. The bellybutton was so convincingly on the inny team we had not issue confirming that it will stay that way. Well, I believe Signor Navel has not received that memo!
I’m getting a little concerned. Will it go back to its inny ways after it has changed teams? Will it forever be out and proud? I’m told the stretch marks will leave of their own accord at some point, but no one has told me about the workings of the bellybutton. Is there anyone out there to help? Are there a gang of inny police which will try to straightened out my team-changing bellybutton?
Can it be shocked back to being in? Advice anyone?
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